If you think this blog is funny, read Any Given Mom, Any Given Day
Gathering at my middle sister's home for the holidays, my eldest sister raises a question that never occurred to me before: Do cars go through menopause? She owns a 10 year Hyundai Santa Fe that she swears is going through menopause. An air conditioning malfunction generates some powerful hot flashes for passengers. Acceleration is inconsistent, best described as "pokey." Cosmetically, it is in a nether region: Not the worst, but has seen better days. Needs detailing but hardly seems worth the bother.
What I wonder is, what happens to the car on the other side of menopause? Does it up and leave for France with little more than its passport in the glove compartment, looking for the automotive equivalent of Eat, Pray, Love ? Does is crash into the front of health food stores in a desperate bid for Black Cohash? Go back to school for Art History?
Or perhaps that is the driver of the car?
No comments:
Post a Comment